Gary Nevile: Age of Culture War

The British public pays their license fees for it and gets uninterrupted undeniable ad-free television. Gary Lineker is a sports presenter, that’s all he is and all he ever will be. So why the fuck does anyone give two shits about his thoughts on Ukraine or whatever?

Oh? You’re telling me he compared the government’s foreign policy to 1930s Germany? I mean 1930’s Germany was a very prosperous time for Germany, real GDP grew by 55% from 1933 to 1937, and we’re currently in -9% of real GDP since Covid. Growth.

Speaking of statistics, Gary Lineker scored 42 goals for Barcelona. What’s that got to do with anything? It doesn’t.

Lineker wrote for the Sunday Telegraph and The Mail on Sunday. What a liberal snowflake elitist, sitting on his ivory tower writing articles for weekly conservative newspapers.

A real liberal wouldn’t write at all because real liberals are poor and illiterate. The rest are just virtue-signaling entitled snobs.

Lineker was the highest-paid BBC employee from 2016 to 2020, that’s 4 years for those counting at home. What the fuck? The fella who sponsors Walkers and talks about footy highlights was the highest-paid BBC person for 4 years running…

We should take this man more seriously; he might be a genius. Gary Lineker is the CEO of Gary Lineker punditry, with yearly revenue of up to ÂŁ1.75 from the BBC alone. HMRC is asking this man for ÂŁ5mil, that’s Sajid Javid’s number. Striker.

In America, there was a “shut up and play basketball” row. Gary Lineker, you ignorant slut, don’t you dare shut up now.

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